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What you receive:

  • The lease of a ONE SQUARE FOOT Mini-Ranch situated in Hopkins County, Texas.
  • You may harvest the hay from the leased square during the term of the lease (if landlord's cow hasn't eaten it first) but not a blade from the neighboring squares.
  • The landlord advises against smoking the hay.
  • Tenant may use said square ONLY for the following purposes: 1) Standing upon same and admiring the Texas countryside, providing said square is not then occupied by a cow; 2) Extolling the virtues of Texas; and 3) Enjoying the bragging rights and other intangible benefits that derive from leasing prime ranch property in Texas.
  • And, a copy of your lease and Certificate (suitable for framing):

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